Let's be honest here, dudes. We're absolutely screwing things up/over/to hell. Look around. Our brains/lives/relationships are a goddamn mess/disaster/train wreck. We spend our money on useless crap. Our goals/dreams/aspirations are gathering dust like that ancient cereal in the back of your pantry/pair of shoes you haven't worn since high school/guitar you swore you'd learn to play. We're headed for a wall.
Maybe it's time we tried harder/faced facts/admitted defeat and just accepted our fate?
“2. Meant to Be Fucked by You, Guys”
You guys have about this, right? This is the real deal, the kind of nonsense that gets your blood pumping. No room for weaklings here, only those who crave it all. We're talking about getting down and feeling every fiber of the experience.
- Dump that lame stuff you’ve been doing.
- That where the real pleasure is.
- Feel what you deserve: a wild, powerful experience.
It's not demanding. We’re just offering you the reality.
fellas: Bro Get down with me This chick Fucking Now
Look, I'm not Playing. I'm feeling it right now and I need some Action. Don't Delay around with Small talk, just Get in there already. I'm Hot and waiting for you to Get down and dirty.
Step to it, I know you want to.
Help! These Dudes {Want to Fuck Me|Have It Out With Me Sexually
I mean, come on! It's like they can't Read a Room. I've been trying to Be Firm, but they just {Keep Coming Back|Don't Care . It's getting {ReallyAnnoying.
- Perhaps It's Time I Talk to My Landlord About This.
- Seriously| This is getting Way Too Intense.
Honestly, I just want to Be Left Alone in Peace! Is that too much to ask?
Guys Get Hell Wild
Tonight, we're gonna blow the roof off. I'm talking about a legendary sesh. We gotta crank it up and go bananas. I've got {a playlist on fire|epic beats that will make you lose your mind.
We're taking over the place all night long. So, are you ready to party like there's no tomorrow?
Let's make this a here epic adventure.
Screw It, I'm Calling the Guys
Sometimes, life/shit/problems just gets too much/out of hand/stupid. You're tired/pissed off/done and the only solution is to hang out with your friends/grab some beers/get wasted. It doesn't matter what you're doing/working on/feeling. Just grab your phone and call up the bros/boys/crew. They'll understand/be there for you/probably judge you no matter what.
- It's a rite of passage/guy thing/solid plan
- A few drinks will clear things up.
- They'll probably tell you to chill out/make fun of your situation/suggest a wild plan.